Un-Happy Hour :(

Happy Hour = Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.

This was taken out of Urban Dictionary

At Fit Life we like to define our own Happy Hour – we call it the “Un-Happy Hour.” It’s actually much cooler then the name gives it credit for. Americans have gradually increased the amount of money they spend on entertainment over the past decade. We’ve decided to reverse the whole “happy hour” process into something that works for only the select few that are constantly seeking to move forward in life and not waiting in line at the local bar or pub.

Sound good?

If you answered NO, not really…then STOP reading. Ok, an occasional drink at the bar is cool but should never be a ritual.

The Un-Happy Hour should be.

Here is for the Un Happy Hour is for..

This Club IS for…

People who are truly ready for a change in their physical, mental, and professional health.
People who value life just as much (or more) as they value making money.
People who know their physical health and business can grow, and who are willing to work to make that happen.
People who are willing to actually hold themselves accountable to their commitments (as opposed to only paying lip service.)

This Club is NOT for…

People who are not willing to be honest about where they are and how they got there.
People who don’t believe that the mind and body are intrinsically linked.
People who are perpetually in “information gathering mode”. (If you haven’t gotten started yet, that’s OK just as long as you’re ready to actually start doing something now.)
People who DO NOT possess ‘stick-to-itiveness’.

And now for more brutal honesty: You actually have to work. Pretty damn hard!

Our normal rate per Un-Happy Hour is $20.00. Since this is your first time at our club we are giving you a “HAPPY HOUR” Price.

NORMALLY $20.00 – TODAY $5.95

So, for the price of a cheap beer you can pay us, to get your booty in gear. Seriously, we are not messing around. No worries about over indulging, the only hangover and side effects are a better body which leads to better _ _ _. (Stop being a perv) You know what I’m talking about. Just listen to some of our satisfied peeps.

Until then, watch some of our videos to see if it’s for you. It isn’t all work, it is actually pretty fun! 🙂 This is only good in San Diego… soon to be in your city. If you are interested in starting your own Un-Happy Hour…email us. Nikki@fitlife.tv

What Our Clients Say*

Glenn was in an accident with a hockey puck that made it so his mouth had to be wired shut! While he was going through recovery he found that Organifi Protein sustained him in a healthy way where he was able to maintain his muscle mass while still be able to loose weight.

-Tragedy Turns to Opportunity, Weightloss and Holistic Health

Glenn was in an accident with a hockey puck that made it so his mouth had to be wired shut! While he was going through recovery he found that Organifi Protein sustained him in a healthy way where he was able to maintain his muscle mass while still be able to loose weight.

-Tragedy Turns to Opportunity, Weightloss and Holistic Health
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